Real Or Not

KAFM Grand Junction, 9pm - 12am

French Vanilla French Vanilla

The baker took one last look at the cake, sitting on its gold-rimmed stand on the veranda, the carefully cultivated gardens surrounding the Palacio Rioja visible in the background. If it weren’t for the two backpack stealthcopters leaning against the railing, it would be Instagrammable, hashtag noneofyourbusiness. The architect finished the final touches, and gave a silent nod. In a smooth motion, the two of them had their packs on and had plummeted over the edge, carefully angling away to not disturb the icing.

In this episode: The Aggrolites, The Allergies, The Ark, Bajofondo, Balkan Beat Box, Big Thief, Brian Eno, Cate Le Bon, Chris Murray, Clark, Com Truise, The Cryptkeeper Five, Flat Duo Jets, The Fratellis, French Vanilla, hollAnd, Hoosegow, Jr. Jr., Keith Mansfield, King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard, Kinky, Kraftwerk, Modern Mal, Nanuchka, Nots, Palehound, Parekh & Singh, Parquet Courts, Psychedelic Porn Crumpets, Push Kings, Red Baraat, She-Devils, Shook Twins, Smile Like Dog, Still Flyin', The Sugar Oaks, Supernova, The Tennors, Thee Oh Sees, Thee Shams, Tower of Power, Versing, Wand, The Wolfgang Press

  Song Artist Notes
1 Real Or Not French Vanilla Ponq disqo
2 Madam Ching Nanuchka Somewhat sedate
3 Are You Waiting For Me? Hoosegow The glorious Queen Esther
5 xoxo Wand Oscillating oscillators
6 Dumb Drums Thee Oh Sees A brief respite
7 Vitamins Supernova Good advice
8 Pound For Pound The Aggrolites More of that 69 Reggae
10 Big Bear Mountain Jr. Jr. It’s very California
11 This Piece of Poetry Is Meant to Do Harm The Ark Taking a menacing tone
12 Horizon Line Red Baraat Big horn attack
13 What Is Hip? Tower of Power Rocco is a monster
15 Magnificent Gestures Cate Le Bon Not awkward at all
16 For The Girl The Fratellis The Scottish Banana Splits
17 Gimme Gimme Your Heart The Cryptkeeper Five NJ attitude
18 Shadows of San Francisco Push Kings Summer in the Bay
20 UFOF Big Thief A distant complication
21 Red Grapes In The City The Sugar Oaks I have the Clearwater lazies
22 I Love You Baby, I Love You Doll Parekh & Singh How sweet
24 Boogieman Sam King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard Is he like Telegram Sam?
25 BBBeat Balkan Beat Box Global meltdown
26 Switchblade to Soul Chris Murray Don’t mess with Chris
27 If You Gotta Go Thee Shams Spirit of Dylan
29 Worthy Palehound Understandably low key
30 Social Candy Psychedelic Porn Crumpets A boisterous name
31 Just A Satellite Modern Mal Old-fashioned sound
32 How Long Flat Duo Jets Good question
34 Go to Mars Smile Like Dog You can’t over-foley this stuff
35 Pocket Calculator Kraftwerk Early robot music
36 Sister Twisted Kinky Dark and darker
37 El Mareo (feat. Gustavo Cerati) Bajofondo Worldwide fusion
39 Figure It Out Shook Twins Slow dance
40 Here Come The Warm Jets Brian Eno Feel them caress
41 Every Now & Then Still Flyin' No more stress
43 Woman Alone Nots Sparse, aggressive
44 Young Scene Keith Mansfield Game Show!
45 Give Me Bread The Tennors Start with the basics
47 Sated Versing Mucho Malkmus
48 Hey Boy She-Devils Time for dress up
49 Pretty Machines Parquet Courts Louche and dissipated
51 Buzzsaw (feat. Andy Cooper) The Allergies Mincing words very finely
52 Kansas The Wolfgang Press The miles stretch forever
53 I Like My Pulse hollAnd “I Steal and Do Drugs” is one of the best album titles ever
54 Ultrafiche Of You Com Truise You’re going to need a reader
56 Peak Magnetic Clark Bits and pieces