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Twisted Xmas 2024

KAFM Grand Junction, 9pm - 12am

Every ten years or so, this late-Tuesday gig lands on Christmas Eve, and it’s about the right frequency to dust off and update the Organization’s Twisted Xmas playlist, two hours of familiar yet unexpected holiday-season music. The Final Hour, for all intents and purposes, remained its usual cheer-free self, you’ll be glad to hear.

Every ten years or so, this late-Tuesday gig lands on Christmas Eve, and it’s about the right frequency to dust off and update the Organization’s <strong>Twisted Xmas</strong> playlist, two hours of familiar yet unexpected holiday-season music. The Final Hour, for all intents and purposes, remained its usual cheer-free self, you’ll be glad to hear.
SongArtistNotes
Baby It’s Cold Outside
Asylum Street Spankers
Only Christina and Wammo could do it this way
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Song For The Girl With Two Of Everything
Carolyn Mark
At one time with Neko Case in The Corn Sisters
Have Yourself A Quiet Little Christmas
The Blue Hawaiians
Les Baxter wishes you some tiki cheer
The Happy Elf
Harry Connick Jr.
Because I’m a sucker for the New Orleans beat
The Inexcelsis Polka
Continentals
Must have polka!
Who Are You?
The Evaporators
Inexcusably from Canadia
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We Wish You A Hairy Chestwig
Ren + Stimpy
Merry Yaksmass to all of you.
Heat Miser
George S. Irving
A classic, yes
Jingle Bells (Dan The Automator Remix)
Dean Martin
Dan vs. Dean
Carolina Christmas
Squirrel Nut Zippers
It’s what Xmas in Xarolina is like.
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Jingle Jane
Divide & Kreate
Not the mash-up I would have expected
Sleigh Ride
Jaymz Bee + the Royal Jelly Orchestra
Orchestral twang twist
Jingle Bell Rock
Los Straitjackets
Lucha libre on guitar!
It Just Wouldn't Be Christmas
The Loud Family
Slippery and twisting
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Santacide
Toadies
Isn’t this menacing?
7-Eleven Christmas
Toothpaste 2000
24-Hour Holiday Cheer
Erotic Xmas (Home For The Holograms)
Emperor Penguin
Weird Jingle!
Xmas Curtain
My Morning Jacket
Howling lonely holidays
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Schlepp The Halls With Loaves Of Hallah
The Three Weissmen
Strange how klezmer this melody sounds now
Give Da Jew Girl Toys
A plus D
Hey, Trio!
Goyim Friends
The LeeVees
AKA Guster
Fifty Kilowatt Tree
The Bobs
Check your neighborhood
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Lonely Little Elf
Toenut
Like a gift-wrapped broken mirror
Christmas Is Going To The Dogs
Eels
Wouldn’t you enjoy spending the holidays with E?
Sun Valley Ski Run
Esquivel
Going out to Millard, who is not editing video
Fireside Ki Ho'alu
George Kuo
Beaches and firelight
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Zat You, Santa Claus?
Asylum Street Spankers
Nobody handles the voodoo like they do
Santa Claus Is Skaing To Town
The Granville Williams Orchestra
Pick it up, pick it up!
Mambo Santa Mambo
Enchanters
Afro-cuban!
Rudolph The Manic Reindeer
Los Lobos
Norteña!
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Fairytale Of New York
The Pogues
A modern classic
Deck The Halls
The Wave Benders
Hang fifteen
Santa's Beard
They Might Be Giants
Once a year, my friend puts on a red suit
Hot Christmas
Squirrel Nut Zippers
More from the Zippers
Jingle Bells
Flat Duo Jets
Doesn’t get more straightforward than that
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1960
MASS OF THE FERMENTING DREGS
Muy Neu
After Hours
Delicate Steve
The still of the night
Tonight’s Episode
Yo La Tengo
Background grind
From Catnap To Coma
The Royal Arctic Instittue
All the way, possibly back
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Riverside Drive
Gachupin
Get the beat going
Ara Pacis
Heaters
Howling from a distance
The Turns
The Telescopes
At its own pace
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Take the Red Pill
B. Fleischmann
Side effects unknown
Salsa + Microchips
DJ Me DJ You
The extra crunch is silicon
Angry Girl (CHAI Version)
Confidence Man
What’s your problem?
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Gemini Acoustic
Nick Cave & Warren Ellis
Heaping waves
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